because the future happened yesterday…Tumblr (3.0; @garfiim)http://garfiim.tumblr.com/“Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.”<br/><br/> - <em>Evelyn Waugh (via <a href="http://hellanne.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">hellanne</a>)</em>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50708904949http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50708904949Sat, 18 May 2013 01:24:59 -0400<p><a href="http://epicreads.tumblr.com/post/50523760111/a-workout-for-book-nerds" class="tumblr_blog">epicreads</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>All you need for this workout is a stack of hardcovers and some yarn or rope to tie them together!</p> <p><strong>Workout #1: The Book Curl</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/12f319a59d403c71e587ce2c1c437d50/tumblr_inline_mmuzekxMuU1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>Workout #2: The Book Up</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ce469fa949e5f03a0972b1a340809a2f/tumblr_inline_mmuzf6rFS31qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><strong>Workout #3: The Brunch (Book Crunch) - </strong><em>Just like brunch this can be done alone or with a friend!</em></p> <p><em><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/3086aad2d045616f939dd9db519ceb4c/tumblr_inline_mmv014vhcO1qz4rgp.gif"/></em></p> <p><strong>Cool Down</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/7838bac10472cc67874ca91d229d3459/tumblr_inline_mmv0l1rrof1qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50708870210http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50708870210Sat, 18 May 2013 01:24:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9658a151e5f842396fb863e13bbe5808/tumblr_mmykrs92PZ1qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>How is that just a teenager post? Lol thats everybody!!</p>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50703596602http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50703596602Fri, 17 May 2013 23:55:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbf194b1ebdd2c6df53d09580a0846d8/tumblr_mmvmksjpAD1rzrzi5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/298326bf87a43cf08597ec42092079d9/tumblr_mmvmksjpAD1rzrzi5o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46f70abf9d05488d27b2c351282883a0/tumblr_mmvmksjpAD1rzrzi5o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a70e31a08d7b41c18bbe7d8033fdf92/tumblr_mmvmksjpAD1rzrzi5o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8f0b2e56be8c0d3c20490d0105f5c43/tumblr_mmvmksjpAD1rzrzi5o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rejectmediocrity.tumblr.com/post/50560548209">rejectmediocrity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sharnacious.tumblr.com/post/50560179930/when-i-first-got-to-seattle-i-took-a-walk-around">sharnacious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. <span>He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? </span></p> <p>I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. </p> <p>After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.</p> <p>AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.</p> <p>Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. </p> <p>Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. </p> <p>So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. </p> </blockquote> <p>MR….FACE….</p> </blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50667043426http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50667043426Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17563ac1ba50b3ad7c47322386818200/tumblr_mlnisnsXVS1qaun7do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://beautyandterrordance.tumblr.com/post/50658284941/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre" class="tumblr_blog">beautyandterrordance</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><em>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre</em></p></blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50666898647http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50666898647Fri, 17 May 2013 14:58:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g71dgJvn1qcptr6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g71dgJvn1qcptr6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50666886048http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50666886048Fri, 17 May 2013 14:58:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mefwfrhebL1qd440yo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476385999http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476385999Wed, 15 May 2013 00:30:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/802193cb88d4b5db449485f84d153181/tumblr_mlq5m3hUwG1r1ig1oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476346617http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476346617Wed, 15 May 2013 00:30:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrxd2jDEsl1qaoryfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476293805http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476293805Wed, 15 May 2013 00:29:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae6a4c861afd15b874ae4cedbf3c634f/tumblr_mmt8h2YvAG1qzpegpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8502eb0d1787249c0f23a0328a42982/tumblr_mmt8h2YvAG1qzpegpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee6e78676fa5e0201637bde491065258/tumblr_mmt8h2YvAG1qzpegpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dac5e8d5865e787bd50e4d7afe9c7dc6/tumblr_mmt8h2YvAG1qzpegpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab2326727b42db9afc9d965e33cdfea8/tumblr_mmt8h2YvAG1qzpegpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thephobia.com/post/50450783120/cats-as-superheroes-series-by-jenny-parks" class="tumblr_blog">brain-food</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Cats as Superheroes series<br/>by <a href="http://www.jennyparks.com/2012/12/the-fur-rises.html">Jenny Parks</a></span></p></blockquote> <p>Omg lol</p>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476286146http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/50476286146Wed, 15 May 2013 00:28:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52d4af47a79b40724fd49ccc3abc7c3e/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fe7d74bdd50a42663f72fcdd9dadf3e/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd127676a2b2e2595ab7bd8d6d7a76df/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e713a4e69b6840003adb0eb6fc149bde/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a0bbf05adf0596450615bd49d7a18d1/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac5cb94d87b3eca1313cb09296ea4813/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02d4b8b3f51be9dd4cc729ce883ed39d/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d78c1ac77418279c0cb8600c91e07eae/tumblr_mm8o6ziaDr1qh48foo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49780556132http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49780556132Mon, 06 May 2013 12:17:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c631a02a4e2f69e4e5332f40aa5ff1a/tumblr_mla0ihJ35z1rducqeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Every damn day.</p>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576829752http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576829752Sat, 04 May 2013 03:11:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdcjywuy1J1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576784829http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576784829Sat, 04 May 2013 03:10:45 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4628327d9cce1c8000eb5925d1a718d7/tumblr_mm97nv5cih1rbq1ooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeaaaaaa bitch!</p>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576764356http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576764356Sat, 04 May 2013 03:10:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ievsQkW01ruy9lgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576720045http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49576720045Sat, 04 May 2013 03:08:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70be56ed289472ecee8cf10503dcf753/tumblr_mm4mpn6J3B1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thebluthcompany.tumblr.com/post/49453383245/theres-always-money-in-the-banana-stand" class="tumblr_blog">thebluthcompany</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>There’s always money in the banana stand!</p></blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49481098188http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49481098188Thu, 02 May 2013 21:51:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/32c0ab5413a8145e095b38bc1c75e0e3/tumblr_mm518k44Ow1rknewvo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49444262325http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49444262325Thu, 02 May 2013 12:45:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8c2vnjIX1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://where-is-my-butt.tumblr.com/post/36812905903/thomasblu-theamericankid-whoa-how-are-your">where-is-my-butt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thomasblu.tumblr.com/post/36812833629/theamericankid-whoa-how-are-your-shoes-not">thomasblu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theamericankid.com/post/36799216369/whoa-how-are-your-shoes-not-soaked-mind-your">theamericankid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>‘WHOA how are your shoes NOT soaked?’ ‘Mind your own bees wax’ </span></p> </blockquote> <div>People didn’t know this?</div> </blockquote> <p>NO</p> <p>WE DIDN’T</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9bggmyKD1qcnljf.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49088311481http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/49088311481Sun, 28 Apr 2013 09:28:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23b241df8484f7dfd9bbb253626afbb8/tumblr_mkh6ei4hjQ1rd1627o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fitwithhannah.tumblr.com/post/46668082315/still-my-favorite-sport-yoga">fitwithhannah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Still my favorite sport !!YOGA!!</p> </blockquote> <p>One of my favorite yoga moves!</p>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/48840560442http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/48840560442Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:22:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d8f06e2c62c13ebb83bfad632286327/tumblr_mki8wkA3CV1r0mbpqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://nike-girls.tumblr.com/post/48824749605/follow-my-instagram-for-healthy-posts" class="tumblr_blog">nike-girls</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://instagram.com/nicoleegilmore">follow my instagram for healthy posts(:</a></p></blockquote>http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/48840308820http://garfiim.tumblr.com/post/48840308820Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:14:07 -0400